“Kasali, ONCE I Go Gather Balance Na My?
Growing up at Aba Nla, a village near to Ibadan, I put two “career paths” on my brain. I wished to become a Officer or a coffin manufacturer either. A Officer, because it was easy and simple job to make free money; a Coffin-maker because there will always be a ready market as people will naturally die. After the community leader, a retired Civil war veteran, the richest man in the community was the DPO Kenneth. By the time I completed JSS 3, my confusion concerning which of the professions to consider was resolved.
Even back in the first 90’s when Road bribery wasn’t finished with much chutzpah by our friends in dark, getting yourself through the authorities College was an extremely cool idea. The idea of being truly a Policeman in Nigeria is even more profitable these days that there’s no limit to how much you can make on the streets.
Luckily for you as a Policeman, your visitors won’t have required documents before they put their vehicles on the road. For your customers who have all their papers, they won’t know their privileges. The only risk here is possible equipped robbers assault. For you Luckily, when armed robbers are on the prowl, your customers whom you should protect, will give you their own clothes to change into. If you refuse Even, you will be suggested to oblige since your gun-power cannot match the machines being used by the robbers .This is my attitude before day some robbers escaped …
